Saturday, February 27, 2010

NEWS FLASH

BREAKING NEWS!!!

The bosses at the Arrvest Bank thought it would be in their best intrest to NOT let me talk to Mr. Biggity Big Shot. They cleared the check before I could ask him about Rory. Cowards. It's a shame really. We might have became friends. Who knows? He might invite me to have brunch and play a round of golf with him at Southeren Hills. And I, in return, would see if he would like to do some dope and bang a hooker over on the West side.

Adios,
~e~

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